I can take care of things for you.

I specialise in poems intended to amuse and / or offend. Want to embarrass a colleague at their leaving do? Not sure how to work that stripper story into your best man speech? Feel the need to point out (repeatedly) how ancient your friend is on their next birthday? Thats where I come in.

Each unique poem is written especially for you, costs a meagre £25 and takes around 2-3 days to produce. a href=http://mailto:kate@poemfactory.comEmail me/a if you want one.